Me: Hello?
Dad: Has mum came home yet?
Dad: Has mum came home yet?
Me: Haven't..
Dad: Ah kk. The basket on the kitchen counter give to mum.
Me: What basket?
Dad: That basket to put white rats inside one..
Me: WHAT!?!? *shrieks* (i really thought some revolting pests would be inside our house, literally!)
Dad: No la.. haha to put fruit-fruits.
Me: *relieved a huge sigh*
Ok is this some kind of "after-1st-week-of-school" fool? Dad sure knows how to pull my leg...